Today was a day.
People say: "Live like you're going to die tomorrow!" How the hell do you do that? I mean--personally I would probably get into a fight with a couple of fifth graders before breaking into a convenient store for a pack of juicy fruit--just for the fuck of it. I should probably stay away from wise quotes for awhile...
Last night I was thinking.
Ah yes, the old thinking-in-your-bed-because-you're-trying-to-get-to-sleep kind of thinking. I then realized something. All those people I see out there, from adults, to kiddies, to those teen peers--they all are the same in that regard. No matter how badass, nice, or douchey those kids are, good looking or ugly, they all end up in their pj's and into a warm bed at this moment--this night. Just thinking. Laying by themselves. Contemplating. All of us. Ending the day. "I wonder if they're thinking the same thoughts as me" -- Hah! fat fucking chance. I just thought it was interesting to really consider. You might think I'm full of shit. You might be right.
I woke up three times this morning whining in my head like a child "nOOoooOOOO, just five more minutes of sleeeep.." before realizing that I wasn't even sleepy. I was just cold and didn't want to drag myself out of my pile of warm human-consuming blankets. I ended up at school somehow shortly thereafter.
Come lunch time and I find myself walking around, staring at everyone around me.
"You graduated years ago kiddo." Came this voice in my head.
"Ahh yes, I remember all of this. You never saw any of these little faces again. Enjoy it with the little time you have now."
By the end, I decided to tell the voice in my head to shut the fuck up. It's one thing to live in the past, it's another to dwell in the present because of it's impermanence. Otherwise, how can you enjoy life if you're so worried about the stability of your current reality? Exactly. You can't. So fuck off future head-invading Will.
I then ate a sandwich. And no, it was not made by a woman. But it did have hair it. So does that count? Do you remember those times where you would eat food and feel the sandy-grind of dirt in between your teeth--alarming you that you just ate some shit? That's exactly what happened to me. Damn, next time I'm getting me a proper chef--a female.
Now I'm going to bash on jocks.
Not all of them of course, but enough of them.
"WHY kid will? What's wrong with the jocks!?"
Let's just say that I've squeezed past the locker room between over-excited howling lumps of meat-heads enough to realize that I would fit in if I shouted "YYYYYYEEEEEAAAA!!! MASCULINITY!!! --OO --OOO --OO!" Hell, I'd probably be enlisted as one of their blood brothers if I pulled such a feat. HELL, I might even be held as their king!
"Kid Will, what did they ever to do you?"
Exist. Exist, my slow witted friend. I'll simply walk by the locker room bathroom to hear some of their sophisticated discussions of hypothetical philosophy. In fact, today I overhead:
"SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'LL COME OUT AND SHIT ON YOUR FACE!"
"OKAY."
"BuT really I do need tah take a shit though."
What fine young men.
Of course this is one of the many intricate conversations I hear from the lug-heads I need to squeeze past when they're not shoving their way through as if it's some sort of competition. I really do have a lot of hope for our future. I mean--how can we buy our groceries without bag boys?
This beats it for me.
Feel free to comment if you agree or if you think I'm full of shit--
because I really do care.
...but not enough to stop me from eventually ending you.
Honestly Due to the fact my mother and brother are in the Grocery business and I know all the bag boys and girls. Most of them are actually very nice and the bag girls are very sophisticated/ pretty. My mother[who worked there 20 something years] had the Val Victorian of Great Oak High school as her bag girl and she’s gorgeous and does modeling… [She got a full ride scholarship, but lost it once Obama reset and changed all the college scholarships] These meatheads would not get hired ever as baggers. So please don’t look down upon baggers cause my brother is also a bagger and he’s a respectable young lad, Intrigued and gifted with musical talents. These meat heads will end up knocking some girl up ruining her life and living a free ride the democrats give to everyone else who makes a career of welfare.
ReplyDelete(I was in no way offended with your bagger comment I was just Letting you know from my experience[what my mother talks about when she gets home from work] what the baggers are like)
[Welfare is meant to help you get back on your feet not a free ride they are abusing the system as many others do.for those who dont know]