I'm a dumbass.
Yes, the voice in your head just read that. And I silently 'lol' at you.
Speaking of which, fuck the word 'Lol.' You know what it is? A bullshit substitute that indicates the gesture of laughing. In other words--it's a sentiment of a sentiment. In other other words--a bunch of bullshit, and if you use it on a daily basis then dark shame on you and your future family generations.
You have amazing eyes.
Want me to prove it?
I'm ptrtey srue you can dphecir waht tihs syas wothiut too mcuh dfflctiuy.
"Wow Kid Will, I could read your seemingly illegible bullshit! But how?!"
Because of a famous science experiment that concluded that if a word were jumbled save the first and last letter--the human brain could unscramble it to make sense with what it already knows!
"How can I ever repay you with this new found knowledge?"
Money. bitch.
Enough nonsense! Last weekend was amazing.
Friday- Impersonated paparazzi with uber friends, took lots of pictues, and then saw dicks on chat roulette. (not cool but it was hilarious. in a no homo way. i think. yep. )
Saturday - Attempted to mow lawns with Cameron but there's something about a White guy and an Asian guy trying to mow lawns that just ain't right. Saw Kick Ass with him, Tanya, and Courtney and then we loitered like faqs at a park.
Sunday - Went with Tanya to the gigantic Art Walk that attracted over 120,000 people. I think we're in the newspaper because a news photographer took our names and our picture.
( http://web.signonsandiego.com/photos/galleries/2010/apr/25/artwalk-san-diego-2010/9442/ )
Monday - Crashed and ate shit as I hit the wall of routine and reality.
These are some good times up in life.
Teacher Vs. Student Improv show this Wednesday. Exciting.
Auditions for MCing a fashion show coming up too. I want to go out for that even though the mere thought of hosting a show makes me feel as if I might vomit in my shirt.
But something is still missing from this life....
And when I find out...
I just might End You.
BAD ASS's Being in the newspaper!!! and there is just something wrong about all the dick on chatroulette... I Got Cam software to were It shows my desktop and anything I zoom in on So i played a Video of miley cyrus on a webcam Via youtube. This guy got uber excited called all his friends and had a few come into the room I laughed my ass off soo hard hahahaha. this past weekend has been awesome, And Reality/ routine has also hit me like a pissed off tiger pouncing a kitten.
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