By now, I've already written a fitting title to fit this blog, and surely it will have a theme or a topic by the time it hits mid page. At least that's what I'm always counting on. Rarely do I ever anticipate what I will actually write about until I just start spewing random thoughts out from my keyboard. Hmmm.
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Bingo.
Why are most of the pretty ones just so dumb?
It's really a shame. I was browsing the internet one annoyingly sleepless morning and found this website called MyYearbook.com. Easily amused, I set up an account and began exploring what the hell the website was all about. It turned out to be basically a website that mirrored myspace except emphasized on the dating aspect. I won't go into the details of how it worked--but I really liked the set-up. The admins put a lot of thought into it and although part of me wants to gag at how technology has melded into our life in such a way, I admired the design that was put into it. On that note, it was quite genius. It appealed to a wide variety of people, from teens to mid twenties and it made everything easy. Talking to 'strangers' had been easier than ever before.
So I get into some conversations with some pretty cute girls surprisingly (and I use the term "conversation" very loosely, as most of them probably don't know the meaning of the word) and after an hour or two of talking to a bunch, I realize just how conceded and retarded basically all of them are.
Kid what do you expect, it's a date-oriented socially scummed website for our idiotic youth.
Okay true--but seriously, holy mother of God, these bitches thought they ruled the damned world. As I've read the book "Generation Me" in an explanation of how this generation has been raised to put themselves before anything, I really received the full impact of its message that morning. Shallow "About Me" blurbs ranged from anything as narcissistic as "I'm awesome" to crude "Fuk u bitches i am what i are so fuk u" to childish one sentence ones such as "Make me happy."
Okay, so some kids are just desperate no-goes starving for attention--what's new?
Alright aggressive, analytical reader, I suppose I could say that nothing is new. It just bothers the hell out of me that there are people like that out there--much more because of this culture and age that we live in today. It becomes all too easy to have your life revolve around your image and focusing on petty desires such as "Picture 4 picture comment" which is a retarded concept to begin with, seeing as how you're asking for a forced compliment in return for a forced compliment for the sole purpose of stroking your pathetic ego. Really, get a fucking personality.
Sounds to me, Kid Will, like the website just didn't work out for you and now you're shouting your angry brain off.
I could be angry, but technically it doesn't affect me at all. I'm just very disappointed that in this modern day and age with all our precious opportunities and advantages there are still the lingering youth stuck on computer screens living for 'pc4pc' and pointless "oh my god I hate my life and my parents and our middle-America suburban house."
So I suppose I've answered my own question of "why are most pretty girls stupid?"
It's just the myspace/yearbook/facebook hog queens of middle America that are the dumb hoes of the block.
What an ignorant sentiment to begin with! Ah, so very glad to reach an answer by my own means.
Wow Will Kid. I'm so very glad you took the time to flesh out your discomfort in our society all through the medium of a cheap teen website. If I may be so bold to say, why don't you just....oh, I don't know...NOT FUCKING GO ON THOSE WEBSITES THEN?
Dear Reader, you are a genius!
"If I may be so bold to say, why don't you just....oh, I don't know...NOT FUCKING GO ON THOSE WEBSITES THEN?"
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